Like Clockwork.

Gulf Terror Alert


Then when you read the fine print, the usual patterns emerge:

A British navy official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak to the press, said a threat from al-Qaida last month to target Gulf oil terminals had resulted in the stepped-up security and vigilance.

The alert was ordered "as a precaution" based on general public threats made by al-Qaida and additional intelligence about possible terrorist attacks on oil facilities, the sources said, while emphasizing that it was not based on any specific intelligence that pinpoints a possible time or place for an attack.

MIkeCT made this video for the blog My Left Nutmeg. It speaks for itself.

My prediction:

Democrats will control the house 224 to 211 and the senate by 51 to 49.

MAke your own predictions here.

You know thigns are getting desperate for the GOP when Sean Hanntiy is reduced to simply begging Democrats to not vote.

Tom Delay, former majority elader who resigned in disgreace and is on trial for bribery and money laundering, a months ago:
Sara Evans has been a strong supporter of the Republican Party and represents good American values in the media. From singing at the 2004 Republican Convention to appearing with candidates in the last several election cycles, we have always been able to count on Sara for her support of the things we all believe in. … One of her opponents on the show is ultra liberal talk show host Jerry Springer. We need to send a message to Hollywood and the media that smut has no place on television by supporting good people like Sara Evans.

And here of course, is the punchline:
LOS ANGELES - Country singer Sara Evans on Thursday announced she was filing for divorce and quitting the “Dancing With the Stars” television competition.
Evans filed for divorce from Craig Schelske in Williamson County, Tenn., where she lives, according to a statement issued by Allen Brown, her representative at Sony BMG Music Entertainment.

“Recent events that shed light on the status of her marriage prompted Ms. Evans to make the filing,” Brown said in the statement. He declined to elaborate.

Update: It gets even better.

Among the claims made by Evans in the filed documents are:

Evans alleges that Schelske “has frequently verbally abused, emotionally abused and harassed Wife.”
Evans alleges that Schelske “frequently watches pornography” on the family’s computers and that on September 28, 2006, the couple’s oldest child “confronted [Schelske] at the parties’ residence… when he was watching pornographic material on the television.”
Evans claims that Schelske keeps more than 100 photos of Schelske “posing with his erect penis” and “there are several photographs showing the defendant having sex with other women.”
Evans also alleges that Schelske browsed personal ads on the Internet site Craig’s List for “three party sex” and “anal sex.”


Access Hollywood has not been able to contact Schelske or a representative for comment. Schleske, a Republican, had an unsuccessful bid for Congress in 2002 from Oregon’s 5th District.

Even sweet Nancy is using that lame "democrat" instead of democratic insult.


Nancy Johnson Statement on Foley Investigation
i If any leader from either party tried to cover up this information at the expense of the safety of our children, then they should resign their position immediately.
It would be reprehensible if any Republican leader intentionally covered up the full facts of the case, and it would be equally reprehensible if Democrat leaders sat on this information for a year in order to release it 30 days before an election.

I want an investigation to go forward to find out answers to these questions.

Waiters who are nauseated by food.

God how I love Katherine Harris.



Within a 10 second sound byte she attacks anyone for making this a partisan issue, then says it wasn't the Republicans fault and we should investigate and see if the demcorats are really behind it.

Fox News. Fair and Balanced.

Danbury Republicans. All class(thanks to My Left Nutmeg).





Still, they have awesome signmaking skills.

Why doesn’t mark Foley use bookmarks?

Cuz he just bends over his pages.


But seriously folks. The October surprise is upon us and for once its coming from the other direction. Instead of some phony last minute trumped up politically motivated terror alert coupled with ads talking about how Democrats want to help terrorists win (Or as a recent guest on pumpkinheaded Neil Cavuto’s show explained “their solution to the Iraq war is for American women to make -- to wear burqas and bow down and surrender.”), it involves a Republican who liked to bang underage pages.


Of course the real scandal isn’t so much the underage anal sex by one disgraced former congressman. The real scandal is the house leadership knew about Foley’s predilections and chumminess with pages years ago and did nothing because they couldn’t afford to lsoe the seat. Specifically Speaker Hastert. It’s all about retaining power you see.

SO this year we have a choice. Either have your children vote democratic and die in a terrorist attack because they are terrorist lovers, or have them vote Republican and just get a little ass rape.