Friday, October 24, 2003
From Jerry "9/11 is our fault" Falwell himself:
Next month, the network will broadcast the controversial miniseries “The Reagans,” which stars leftist actors James Brolin (husband of the spelling-challenged singer/activist Barbra Streisand) and Judy Davis in the roles of President and Mrs. Ronald Reagan.
A script of the two-part movie has been revealed on several Internet news sites. It exposes the malicious sentiment the network (and most of Hollywood, for that matter) has for Mr. Reagan. The most controversial element of the script has the dearly loved president discussing the AIDS crisis. In the film, when Mrs. Reagan encourages him to help AIDS victims, Mr. Reagan reportedly responds, “They that live in sin shall die in sin.”
Anyone who ever knew President Reagan knows that such language would never emanate from this heroic man.
Other than the absolute shameless ass kissing involved, Falwell obviously didn't know this heroic, wonderful, perfect, gold shitting, virile, large penised, demigod of a man.
Here's Reagan himself from his authorized biography:
"Maybe the Lord brought down this plague [because] illicit sex is against the Ten Commandments."
Everyone keeps saying Scalia is the most "brilliant" mind on the court. But the evidence against that is overwhelming. This is from Atrios:
WASHINGTON - Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia (news - web sites) ridiculed his court's recent ruling legalizing gay sex, telling an audience of conservative activists Thursday that the ruling ignores the Constitution in favor of a modern, liberal sensibility.
The ruling, Scalia said, "held to be a constitutional right what had been a criminal offense at the time of the founding and for nearly 200 years thereafter."
A quick list off the top of my head regarding waht was a criminal offense at the time of the founding 200 years ago:
Allowing women to vote
Allowing minorities to vote
Heck, allowing minorities to not be owned by another human being
Aiding in the freeing of a rightfully owned slave ("damn underground railroad scum" as Scalia might say)
Forget that Scalia is a jackass. That’s the easy part. If you were widely considered next in line to be the Chief Justice (taking over for the racist and corrupt Rehnquist), would you really want to go around the country actively insulting your fellow justices by openly mocking the decisions they made that you disagreed with? If Ruth Bader Ginsburg started making fun of Clarence Thomas, do you think the conservative media would have something to say about it?
Scalia is well known as a bully who constantly insults and browbeats not only the attorneys before him, but his fellow justices. He also rudely interrupts Justices when they are asking questions. Slate magazine has a reporter on the beat named Dahlia Lithwick whose dispatches from the court are some of the best reads around.
Some excerpts regarding Scalia being his usually obnoxious school bully self:
Then Souter asks Taggart a question and, while Taggart is still responding, he asks a follow up. Seemingly shocked by his own rudeness, Souter apologizes: "I'm sorry. I was trying to get another question in before Justice Scalia."
Theres the reports of racist Rehnquists asinine behavior as well. Women are not allowed to wear pantsuits in the court. Also you are not allowed to wear hats or headwraps. This right here is my favorite:
So, as he's done before in situations where women wear pantsuits in his line of vision, or fail to wear jackets, or wear press passes (yes, Rehnquist wants all press passes stowed out of sight once the press corps is seated), the chief interrupts argument to stand and whisper to a marshal, who then wades through the press gallery to noisily remove a reporter because her clothing is distracting. This from a man seemingly undistracted by a colleague seated three chairs to his left, lolling backward in his chair with his eyes shut.
In case your wondering, I looked it up. The justice sitting three chairs to his left is Clarence Thomas.
Go to slate and check it out Dispatches from the court by Dahlia Lithwick
Right wing mel Gibson watch.
You can either take 3 things away from the fact that lightning has struck not once, but 3 times on the set of mel Gibsons "The Passion", or as its tentatively titled "Jew's kill my god". Either they are filming with metal equipment in a highly charged environment causing lightning to strike, God hates the movie, or god loves it and has trouble expressing his feelings.
According to Gibson though, theres even more going on:
"There is an interesting power in the script," he adds. "A lot of unusual things have been happening — good things, like people being healed of diseases. A guy who was struck by lightning while we were filming the crucifixion scene just got up and walked away."
Thats awesome. Now can someone cure me of the memory of Bird on a Wire.
Thursday, October 23, 2003
It's official. All you jew lovers can suck on it.
The Pentagon released a statement from Boykin apologizing to those who were offended and saying the three-star general did not mean to insult Islam. The statement, which was vetted by Pentagon lawyers and spokesmen, also repeated Boykin's belief that the United States is a ‘‘Christian nation."
Rebecca Hagelin September 2, 2003:
Like President Bush, Gov. Leavitt believes in personal responsibility, in states doing what they can to solve their own environmental problems.
YES! Personal responsibility! When will those liberals learn!!
Rebecca Hagelin Today:
Undoubtedly, in his quest to find relief from his severe back and neck pain – for which he had already gone through surgery, but to no avail – Rush made mistakes along the way.
Mistakes were made. Lets forget about it and move on….
Tuesday, October 21, 2003
God keeps coming through for me:
Police have decided to seek assault and battery charges against Yankees reliever Jeff Nelson and right fielder Karim Garcia for a bullpen brawl with a Red Sox employee.
Karim Garcia, who was playing right field and jumped teh wall to join in the beating, got a huge ovation in YAnkee stadium in the first game back there.
That tells you all you need to know about the Yankees and their fans.
Monday, October 20, 2003
David Blaines vigil ends!!
Admit it. You all secretly kinda hoped that he was gonna die in their. I mean he is annoying as hell. And its not liek he wasn't asking for it.
However David Blaine learned that there is more to life than using lame card tricks to try and get supermodels to sleep with you:
"But most importantly I have learned to appreciate the simple things in life -- a smile from a stranger or a loved one, the sunrise and the sunset, everything that God has given us, I love you all so much."
The most important lesson I have learned from this is that the British are funny.
Some threw eggs and golf balls at Blaine, others held barbecues underneath his box and one man was fined after trying to sabotage his water supply.
Others bared their breasts and buttocks at him while some banged drums to keep him awake at night
The guys a self important douchebag. And his ABC specials are rigged. They showed him going around doing his lame “levitation” stunt and all they showed were amazed reactions to it while he was off camera. Then they injected clips of him levitating off the ground. Clips that were faked for the camera. Why? Because the actual trick is ridiculously easy, and they had to have him do it numerous times until it actually worked, then they used the peoples reactions from when it did work.
here’s how its done.
FOr someone who makes a living being a bully, Bill O'Lielly is the biggest crybaby little bitch on the face of the earth.
For most of my journalistic career, I did not believe there was institutional bias in the media. I felt there was exclusionary bias. That is, certain opinions and issues simply were ignored. I worked for two network news companies, and the only time you'd hear an anti-abortion opinion would be if some nut blew up an abortion clinic.
leaving aside the obvious joke of Billy referring to himself as a "journalist", thats an obvious falsehood.
Over the past few months I've been smeared and pilloried, primarily by leftists who do not approve of my commentary.
The definition of smear is "a slanderous remar". Slander means a lie. If O'Lielly can show us who lied about him I'd lvoe to hear it. Because everythign has been critizized for has been HIS lies and HIS smears.
I'm not whining, I'm reporting.
Yeah right.....
To put things into perspective, what actors Mel Gibson and Arnold Schwarzenegger recently have suffered at the hands of the left-wing press makes my situation look like an episode of "Happy Days." These guys have been viciously attacked; even their fathers have been used against them.
Notice his lack of specifics. Mel Gibson was critizized for his supposed religous beliefs because he is a member of a radical religuos sect. A sect that his father is also a member of. His father is also a famous anti-semitic Holocaust denier. Articles have pointed this out. But to Bill this means its an attack.
Schwarzeneggers father was a member of the Nazi party. Some people have pointed this out. And every article that does has also mentioned it has no bearing on Arnold (even though he "loves" former Nazi Kurt Waldheim. But to Bill this means its an attack.
Item: Matt Lauer on the "Today" show sat smirking as one of the far-left "satirists" defamed me. When my publicist called the show asking for a chance to respond, the program turned me down.
What did he say that was defaamtory? O'Reilly doesnt say. Just that Lauer was "smirking".
The assault from the left is a direct result of the unprecedented success of Fox News Channel. Perceived by the "progressive" community to be conservative
"the left" is after him? ebcause teh today show ahd an interview with Al Franken? And the "percieved" cosnervative bias of FOX? what an idiot.
So, they're counterattacking. My name is no longer Bill O'Reilly. It's "gasbag," "bully," "liar" and "blowhard." Those descriptions are not confined to opinion pieces but are used in hard news stories as well
Yet he can't bring himself to actually metnion the hard news story that did this. He's tooo busy whining like a little girl.
You’d think a guy who makes a living telling people to shut up and insulting others would act like a man when someone actually uses similar tactics against him.
Someone should mail him a pacifier and blanket.
I pray nightly for God to smite any and all Yankees. Here is his response:
New York Yankees slugger Jason Giambi has been subpoenaed by a federal grand jury investigating a company that prescribes nutritional supplements for elite athletes, the San Francisco Chronicle reported Monday.
Authorities have refused to discuss the case, and the focus of the grand jury is unclear. Officials with the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency, however, have said that earlier this year, a coach sent them a syringe containing a designer steroid that the coach said he got from BALCO founder Victor Conte
It's a good start.
