Friday, April 30, 2004
If you question Bush avoiding service in vietnam youre insulting the national guard. Now if you question wqhether Bush will be able to force democracy in Iraq, you’re a racist.
There's a lot of people in the world who don't believe that people whose skin color may not be the same as ours can be free and self-govern. I reject that. I reject that strongly. I believe that people who practice the Muslim faith can self-govern. I believe that people whose skins aren't necessarily -- are a different color than white can self-govern
Notice he’s so dumb he can’t even keep his smear on track. He uses Muslim and “brown people” interchangeably, so it becomes a multilayered insult to both muslims, “brown people” (whatever that means), the entire nation of democratic and quite “brown” India, and virtually any person with a shred of human dignity.
I confirmed that last one by talking to one of them.
A Conversation Between Al Franken & Ann Coulter
Friday, May 14, 2004 at 8:00PM
Second half of the evening is answering the written questions submitted by the audience. I need suggestions. I can only submit one.
Let's try and limit it to questions that have a hope of getting through, so as much as I would like to ask Ann about her huge adams apple, and why Al supports terrorism, that will have to wait until the meet and greet afterwards.
Thursday, April 29, 2004
A bill to tax people who use the internet went down, thankfully, on a 93-3 vote. But this part is just annoying:
The Senate decided not to attach an amendment by Sen. Tom Daschle, D-S.D., that would create incentives to double corn-based ethanol production nationwide.
Daschle is of course from farm rich South Dakota.
Ann Coulter:
If John Kerry would promise to fire Norman Mineta and start racial profiling at the airports, I would campaign for him.
Looks like Kerry will now have to make do without the crucial raving lunatic transgender vote.
New CBS poll released. All around bad news for Bush in ever category. But what always strikes me are the number of bushbots out there. The consistent block of voters, that most likely post to freerepublic.com under the handle treeclimber, or host shows on FOX news, or are fat and addicted to hillbilly heroin, that say Bush can do no wrong no matter what facts you present. I suppose its true for the left as well. I know some people who will defend Kerry against almost anything, but I don’t know anyone who would go to these extremes. Examples:
U.S. EFFORTS TO STABILIZE IRAQ ARE GOING…
Very well 4%
IRAQ WAR HAS MADE U.S. IMAGE IN ARAB WORLD...?
Stayed the same 10%
Better10%
WILL U.S. SUCCEED IN BRINGING DEMOCRACY TO IRAQ?
Very likely 10%
HOW MUCH LONGER WILL U.S. TROOPS HAVE TO STAY IN IRAQ?
Less than a year 8%
THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION: FIGHTING IN IRAQ HAS BEEN…
Easier than they expected
Now 2%
PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION TO TERROR THREAT BEFORE 9/11?
Yes 18%
Who are these people?
Wednesday, April 28, 2004
Congratulations to huge fat load Scott Paterno for winning the Republican nomination for Pennsylvania’s 17 district! This inspiring young man will attack congress like he attacked his 12 Carne Asada Grilled Steak Taco's last night in what he likes to call his "pre dinner warm up".
But before you start to get the impression that there’s nothing more to this completely inexperienced candidate other than his last name and about 350 pounds of fat, most of which resides in his neck, let’s take a step back and judge the man on his words….
In my opinion, President Clinton, at the very least, conspired to commit murder at least 56 times.
That is what happens to people who threaten this president. They die, they die fast and they die before they can do any damage.
Clinton has always tried to stay one step ahead of the game, always keeping his enemies in front of him and his friends afraid of him. He is most likely guilty of the following crimes: conspiracy to commit murder, accessory to murder, campaign fraud, obstruction of justice, money laundering, extortion, drug running, bribery, destruction of subpoenaed documents, federal witness tampering . . . the list goes on and on.
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
Skip pointed to a WAPO article talking about the “typical” red state republican. It’s pretty sickening. The piece goes on and on about how this man is the “typical” red stater because he goes to church, loves hamburgers and god, kisses his daughters, etc. Unlike say, the typical "blue" stater who we can only assume from this article feeds off the blood of dead fetuses, worships idols of Osama Bin laden and watches endless hours of child pornography.
Then they mention that he goes to Freerepublic.com. The only description given in the article about it is that they call themselves the "the premier conservative news forum."
Pretty laughable. TO anyone that isn't aware, Freerepublic is full of hate filled bile spewing right wing lunatics whose members do things like call all democrats traitors who love terrorists, compare democrats to Hitler, advocate assasinating prominent democratic politicians, and on and on..
Being a typical blue stater, I decided to put down my crack pipe, wipe the blood of dead babies off my Jesus hating hands and took a gander at the site and found the mans handle is treeclimber. Here are some other traits that this typical red stater also exhibits, at least when hes not eating apple pie and hugging his kids....
Here is talking about how all Democrats Hate all things American and they don't support the troops.
Here he is spinning insane conspiracy theories against the Clintons.
Here he is talking about how he believes Bin Laden was behind the Oklahoma City bombing.
Here he is saying that democrats are “willing to damage the economy to bolster their political chances”, have “no shame in tearing this country down for their own political gain”, and. Last but not least, anyone who supports Kerry, which is about half of the country, are not a “thinking person”.
And as a companion piece to that sweet bit of brilliance, here is his take on how democrats, you know, the ones who cannot think and hate America especially the troops), debate the issues:
Ever notice the Dems/Libs cannot win a debate on the issues. They have to resort to personal attacks and other scurrilous means to try to undermine their political opponents.
Gosh. No mention of this aspect of his personality in the post piece? If I wasn't so busy thinking of new ways to hate America, I might actually let the Washington Post know how I feel about that.
Remember Pennsylvania primary voters. Make sure you vote today. Arlen Specters supporters are counting on you.
