Friday, August 27, 2004
Liar Bill O'reilly on liar John O'Neill
"I know he wasn't there. So take it to the bank. You know me. I don't mislead anybody. He wasn't there."
Thats beyond parody.
Angie Harmon?!
The Angie F'in Harmon!
Angie "Agent Cody Banks " Harmon!
Awesome.
In addition to the Bush daughters, the Youth Convention will feature Republican Party elected officials and Hollywood celebrities. The lineup of speakers to appear during the hour and a half long program includes the Honorable Andy Card, the Honorable Rod Paige, Republican National Committee Chairman Ed Gillespie, former White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer, Congressman David Dreier (R-CA), actress Angie Harmon, NFL Cornerback Jason Sehorn, syndicated youth radio host Ben Ferguson, Bush-Cheney '04 Deputy Strategist Sara Taylor, WWE superstar JBL, "Stand Up and Holla!" winner Princella Smith and Michael Mack, Chairman of the Young Republicans.
Pool reports are funny.
Basically they are the daily pool reports by the reporters who are following the candidates on the road. And since candidates campaigning on the road is the most boring thing ever (canddiate shook this hand, then bought corn, then took picture...), the pool reports are just funny. Wonkette reprints the best ones.
Like from Washington post reporter Jim VandeHei:
"Kerry insisted on going to the cattle barn, a massive, smelly barn full of cows witha huge no smoking sign hanging from the rafters. Apparently they don't want to stink the place up. "
"He then posed for a picture with two young girls as a cow took a big dump two feet away. then he left."
Or this older one from when K/E went to the Wendy's after the convention as a Edwards anniversary tradition:
"With guests of this magnitude, the manager himself took the order. "Here or to go?" he said. JE and EE each had a single burger with cheese, fries and a diet coke. They got one Frosty to share between them. Awwww. "
"Affleck caused a stir when he stepped outside of the restaurant. New Yorkers are not shy. "Hey Ben," someone shouted. "Let's go Yankees!" There were some catcalls about his failed relationship with J.Lo and also Gigli, said to be the worst movie ever made."
personally I want to see Ron take over pool reporting for Bush..
Thursday, August 26, 2004
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
Foghat?
We're screwed.
Bushies say that several performers, including [Lee Ann] Womack, Randy Travis, and even 1970s rock band Foghat have offered to tour to offset Bruce Springsteen 's pro-Kerry tour with fellow performers Jackson Browne, Pearl Jam, Bonnie Raitt, R.E.M., and others.
