Friday, February 27, 2004
The Hollywood elite's leftist agenda is why Charles Bronson never got an academy award for Death Wish.
Thats not some snarky joke by me. It's a serious comment from one of the nutbags at Townhall.
Here's my snarky joke:
Racism is why F. Murray Abraham got an Oscar instead of Michael Chambers for his performace as "Ozone" in the 1987 film Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo"
Thursday, February 26, 2004
Why do conservatives just lie?
And if Rush Limbaugh had been canned over the kind of racial comments Stern made, and allowed on the air, nobody would be crying "censorship."
Stern made no racial comments. If he bothered to take a second and find out for himself, he would learn it was some random caller who blurted it out. Stern thane condemned what the man said and moved on. You see, ublk ethe "professor" I actually heard what happened before rushing to my computer to try and prove how oh so smart I am.
I want to take a class he teaches just to annoy the shit out of this guy. Learning law at the University of Tennessee must be a freaking cakewalk if this retard is teaching it.
Merchandising rules!
The Happy meal will be unveiled next week. The meal is Kosher and comes with a crucified Jesus bobblehead doll.
Excuse me for a second...
"Ahem"
OK...
Ready...
We told ya so
We told ya so
How any gay man or woman could have ever deluded themselves into thinking Bush wasn't an anti gay bigot for over 3 years is beyond me.
Of COURSE he's going to want to write anti-gay bigotry into the constitution. That's what anti-gay bigots do.
Wake up people.
Wednesday, February 25, 2004
Henry Hyde, who ran the impeachment hearings, and praised Ken Starr for investigating a blow job for 40 million addn imeached a president over it, today:
"God forbid that this U.S. Attorney should investigate any of us."
This woman just doesn’t get it:
"I'd give it 10 stars. It's one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life," said Maritza Castro, 32, who had tears streaming down her face as she left a preview screening for church groups at the Magic Johnson Theater in Harlem.
"I knew from the Bible that he did take a beating. I didn't know how intense," she said.
Guess what Maritza? You STILL don't know how intense the beating was. See, what you just saw was actor and NASCAR fan Jim Caviezel pretending to get beat up in front of a camera on some set in Italy, not the actual Jesus.
Hey I always thought some of Jesus’s followers at the time were kind of wacky and easily impressionable, But Monty Pythons Life Of Brian finally proved it.
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
Will Mel Gibson please shut the f*ck up now? You made a movie about Christ and its controversial. Fantastic. I don’t remember Martin Scorsese whining about it like a bitch.
And can someone please tell MSNBC, the Moonie Times and all the other people out there that Mel Gibson is not a Catholic. He is part of a fringe catholic sect that is not recognized by the Holy see (meaning, he is not a true catholic).
Also, when people report the fact that your dad is an anti semetic lunatic, its not a huge liberal conspiracy spearheaded by the evil New York Times. It’s because your dad is an anti semetic lunatic.
I look forward to seeing the movie myserlf, and think Gibson has gotten a raw deal from criticism from people who didn’t see the movie (and possibly some who did), as Scorsese did in 88. But lately hes just such a whining little martyr I just wanna smack em.
And Bill O’reiilys self described “no spin review”, is also a “no facts” review.
Only twice does Gibson stray from Scripture.
The initial departure is to introduce Satan into the narrative; that does not happen in the Bible. Second, Gibson beefs up the role of Simon of Cyrene, the Jew who was forced by the Romans to carry Jesus' cross when he could no longer do it. Simon emerges as a heroic figure.
No, Gibson strays from scripture numerous times, from lines of dialogue to entire scenes that were “inspired” by some nun who said she had “visions” in 1833. All well and good, Its his movie. But O’reilly uses this “its completely accurate” excuse to attack critics of the film. Something that perhaps may be considered, by some, as, oh I don’t know, spin?
Bush’s education Secretary call’s the NEA, the nations largest teachers union, “a terrorist organization."
Will RNC chairman Ed Gillespie who calls virtually any criticism of Bush “hate-speech”, ask for his resignation? Or will he keep his mouth shut because he is a shameless republican whore?
Monday, February 23, 2004
God, Bill O'Reilly is such a jackass. There is noting more important than a narcissitic, thin skinned pundit who is compeltly full of shit. Whenver you point out teh fact taht they are full of shit, he has a complete hissy fit.
SCoobie Davis Nails him so good. I can't beleive I missed this one when it was revealed back in October. First we get the pompous jackasses comment' from NPR (before he stormed out of teh interview in his 1,234th hissy fit)
"We are founded on a Judeo-Christian philosophy. There’s no question about that. And I have a degree in history, I have all of Jefferson's and Madison's letters and I know what I am talking about."
Then this oquote from his book, where he cites a completely fictituos quote by Madison (he even capitalizes the fake part!!):
Let’s take a look at those Ten Commandments. Boy, the federal courts don’t want you to see those on American Government property, no way. But wait, there’s a signpost up ahead. It was written by James Madison, the guiding force behind the language of the Constitution. Said Madison: "We have staked the whole future of American civilization not upon the power of government, far from it. We have staked the future of all our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind for self-government, upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to THE TEN COMMANDMENTS" (pp. 116-117; caps and emphasis in original).
The amazing thing is, even ignoring Bill "I have a degree in history, I have all of Jefferson's and Madison's letters and I know what I am talking about" O'reilly's peddling a fake quote, anyone whoe ven had cursory knowledgfe of the founder swould now Madison was a fervent beleiver in teh seperation of church and state.
I can?t believe people pay this guy to write this shit.
Andrew Sullivan is again engaging in the tired old "blame Clinton" excuse regarding the war on terra.
This is what happens when an administration regards the war on terror as a mere matter of law enforcement:
Clinton had demonstrated his willingness to kill bin Laden, without any pretense of seeking his arrest, when he ordered the cruise missile strikes on an eastern Afghan camp in August 1998, after the CIA obtained intelligence that bin Laden might be there for a meeting of al Qaeda leaders.
Yet the secret legal authorizations Clinton signed after this failed missile strike required the CIA to make a good faith effort to capture bin Laden for trial, not kill him outright.
The Clinton administration's feckless attempts to get Osama are, to my mind, a huge neon warning about what might happen if John Kerry becomes president.
So now the war on terror was being fought in 1998? Gosh, why did Bush ignore it for 8 months before 9/11? Man, if were gonna use Andy logic, Bush is a complete disaster when it comes to fighting terra. Not to mention the entire Republican Party who had virtually no desire to even attempt to go after bin Laden in 1998. They were more interested in impeaching our "wartime" president over an affair, and not let him fight terra. In fact I distinctly remember hearing the Senate Majority leader NOT supporting an attack on Bin Laden, while our soldiers were still in harm?s way.
I wonder sometimes. When he writes this, is he unaware that his argument is completely full of shit, or is he aware of it and is just doing it because he?s a Clinton hater?
Either answer makes him look like what he is. An idiot.
Perhaps Andy can let us know when the official war on terra began. That way I can start writing idiotic posts blaming all sorts of people for not reacting to something that is going to happen 3 f*cking years in the future.
