Wednesday, December 03, 2003
This is enlightening. The “rules” from the Ayatollah Istifa himself. They just make things more confusing to me to be honest. For instance:
You can’t masturbate.
You can however, stick it in your wife’s ass.
Which begs the question, what if you get off a couple while she’s repositioning herself for entry. Is that forbidden too?
And she can blow you, but she can’t get any liquid in her mouth.
What liquid? If they mean jizz, what about the pre-come? You can’t help that. What if the guy shoots off early? Not her fault!
Allah help me!
My favorite question was this:
what does the holy book Quran and prophet Mohammad (pbuh) say about anal sex even if the wife agrees to experience this with her husband?
As if one day Mohammed was walking along and some guy came up and said "Hey Mohammed, praise be Allah. Do you like it up the shitter?"
Can someone explain the logic behind the argument that having liquor stores open on suday will somehow increase alcohol abuse in CT?
Like having that one day out of seven off limits is keeping people from becoming alcoholics?
The reason Irish people are drunks is because they close the pubs at 11 PM. So at 10:45 it's chugging time.
Tuesday, December 02, 2003
Monday, December 01, 2003
Rush Limbaugh or Stuart Smalley?
“If you've been to the website you've seen some of the e-mail that came in during my absence. It brought me to tears, a lot of it, which is a new thing for me. I did not know how to cry, I really did not know, I had not cried in 30 years, and I've been touched more than ever in my life because I finally have learned how to be.”
Learned how to be?
Jesus, somebody needs a baby blue.
Schwarzenegger in spetember in his own commercial:
In the campaign:
Since the first moments of my campaign, I have said that cuts to education are off the table,'' he said in late October. He also said, ``I support Proposition 98, and I will protect our investment in schools.''
Education would be cut "over my dead body."
Now:
Education would absorb $160 million in cuts this year and next under the proposal Schwarzenegger presented to legislative leaders.
This articel is particularly scathing
You Idiots in California really deserve this. I mean did you honestly expect this idiot to govern? His entire campaign was announcing that he supported ""fantaastic jobs".
Congratulation California. You're a fuucking punchline.
Bill Watterson of Calvin and Hobbes becoming a J.D. Salinger like recluse?
I love Catcher in the Rye too, but his other stuff sucked. Maybe he only had one good book in him.
ANd his son is a shitty actor who was in the captain america movie in 1990.
The first 3 years of the Clinton administration Democrats had control of the Senate, Congress and the presidency.
Non miltary discretionary spending went down 0.7 percent.
The first 3 years of Bush's "Presidency" the Republicans have had control of the Senate, Congress and the presidency.
Non miltary discretionary spending went up 20.8 percent.
If you want to live like a Republican, vote for a Democrat.
