Thursday, March 04, 2004
 
When I get bored, I just go watch the Reggie Cam.

Hey you kids, let’s rock and roll across America! We’ll register anyone to vote, even the fag’s and negroes!

If that doesn’t sell you, than this will:


Nothing add’s more hip youngster street cred than getting Ed “hate speech” Gillespie’s personal seal of approval!

I mean just look at him. He’s totally gleaming the cube in that picture dude! I have it on persoanl authority that after they took that picture he took on all comers and kicked ASS playing Halo on the reggie van's own personal Xbox!

 
Update on the USS Cole disaster.

HE released a statement that basically boils down to “I didn’t say voting for Kerry would be like voting for Hitler, what I said was voting for Kerry would aid and comfort Osama Bin Laden, just like voting against FDR in 44 would have been aiding and comforting Hitler.”


Same f*cking difference you jackass.

And as Atrios points out, I’m sure the 46 Percent of the electorate, a majority of which were Republican, that voted for Dewey in 1944, appreciate being called Hitler supporters.

THis is an election year gift wrapped neatly in a bow.

Paging John Kerry. Care to respond?

 
Ed Gillespie Hate speech alert!!

Ed Gillespie, who call’s virtually any Criticism of Bush “hate speech”, Now has a potential new target!



Republican Congressman Tom Cole has now reported to have claimed that voting for John Kerrry is like voting for Hitler, and if Kerry win’s the election, so does Osama Bin laden!


The countdown to Mr. Gillespie’s outrage and these vicous comments starts.....

NOW!!!
Wednesday, March 03, 2004
 
Reason 1,297 John Derbyshire is an idiot.

"Both sides of the polarizing issue have been waiting for Spitzer's opinion since last Friday when the mayor of New Paltz, a small college town 75 miles north of Manhattan, married 25 same-sex couples without licenses. Village Mayor Jason West now faces 19 criminal counts and could face jail time."
I suppose it is "mean-spirited" of me, but I can't help wondering whether this Mayor would feel differently after spending time behind bars, knowing what we know about prison culture.


We can convince people to be against gay marraiges if we simply have them raped?

It's not mean spirited per se, as much as it's ignorant and stupid.

It's also nice to know Mr. Derbyshire spends his time fanstasizing about a$$ raping, and having the thoughtfulness to shatre it with the world.


By the way they pay this guy to write this sh*t. (Thanks Tbogg)
 
Right wing troop leader's disband girl scout troop because they decided not to hate homosexuals.

My favorite part is this supposed "gotcha" line:
“You’re telling these girls to raise their fingers up to pledge to honor God and country, and yet you’re handing out materials saying homosexuality is OK,” said Brownie leader Donna Coody, who disbanded her five-member troop.
Ummm. Yeah.
 

Norbizness’s photo caption contest.

Any suggestions? I’m stumped myself.

 
Once again, this administrations capacity to make me want to vomit never fails.

NBC now reports that he Bush Administration had evidence in late 2002 that Al-queda (the ones who murdered 3000 Americans) was operating a terrorist camp in Kurdish controlled Northern Iraq. The Pentagon drew up immediate plans to order air strikes and attack the camp, but the White House refused to act because it would threaten their argument to go to war against IRAQ.

Absolutely unf*cking believable.

Tuesday, March 02, 2004
 
I was under the impression the scene with Jesus driving his Chevy Lumina into a lake was going to be on the Special Edition DVD.


I was wrong.

Sunday, February 29, 2004
 
THis guy rules. They will give anyone a column at townhall.com. He's the average meathead bully you've known all your life, only he has a rudimentary grasp of how to spell.

Some choice quotes.
What is up with the violent knee jerk regarding “The Passion”? Man, has this film struck a nerve, or what?


Dude, totally. What is up man? its like, whatever dude.

First off, “The Passion” is not anti-Semitic, its pro-history. Do the Jews want to erase from the historical record the carnage of the holocaust and its perpetrators because it makes Germans uncomfortable?

So now Jesus Christ rising from the grave and being our messiah is as historically "accurate" as the holocaust. THis guy rues.

Secondly, we come to the “too violent” charge. This is too funny. First of all the film is about a crucifixion, it’s not about a Wal-Mart Assistant Manager’s Day sale. It’s supposed to be bloody, Captain Not-so-Obvious.

Oooh. THank you admiral straight shooter!

The rest of the column is the usual anyone who dares not like this movie hates god stuff. But its done in such a refreshingly idiotic and retarded way, its worth reading.

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